Under 21 Convention Journal: “The Asian Sensation”
“The Asian Sensation”
Friday July 25th, 2008.
Each day I wake up more and more tired.
I walk into the seminar room and quietly sit in the back doing some work on my laptop.
Someone comes in and stands next to me with a big Kinko’s box.
I did not recognize him.
Turns out it is Sinn, I had never met him before but I knew what he looked it. The he has a shaved head now, it threw me off.
I hit it off with him while AFC Adam and his girlfriend Amanda come in shortly after.
They were all super fun to talk to and all around great people.
My good buddy Manwhore shows up too and it was great to finally chill with him.
For most of the day we sit in the back of the room sharing funny community related stories with other awesome guys I have met at the convention (Like Psych).
I could talk forever about all the hilarious community secrets that were brought up however I am just going to go on and talk about the night because it was equally entertaining.
I also must mention this was Doc Holiday’s birthday. So the night consisted of getting him really drunk, and everyone fucking around with Australian accents. (You can find vids of it on YouTube)
Everyone is having a great time and pretty much hit up the same place.
I make friends with a kid who goes by HomeRun-King and is an all around great guy and I know one day he will be an amazing pick up artist.
Me and him go to the second level of the bar and see two attractive girls sitting at the balcony.
We open them and slowly work our way into the group and lock in on the balcony.
We go “people watching” with the girls and make a game out of pointing out all the funny things about the people dancing below us.
The most attractive girl tells me she is a lesbian.
I have heard this before and I assumed she was kidding. I tell her “Yeah I am a lesbian too, don’t worry, I love chicks, we will get along great”
I mini isolate her from her group and really turn up the kino. She seems very receptive but after talking to her more I find out that she REALLY is a lesbian.
She starts to tell me about her 11 month relationship that she just got out of with another girl.
I refuse to stop gaming her though and I continue to turn up the kino and go overly sexual. I figure I should go for broke.
I joke about making her my plutonic lesbian friend that helps me pick out clothes.
I step it up by saying since she is a lesbian, I could practice kissing with her and it would be no big deal.
I catch her look at my lips as she humors the idea.
She tells me “You know, I have not ALWAYS been lesbian”
I do some dirty compliance here, I say: “Oh don’t worry babe, you don’t have to turn straight for me”
She laughs and starts to touch me a lot now.
It has been about 15 mins now so I need to know if this is going anywhere.
I look at her and go “Be honest, on a scale of one to ten, what are our chances of hooking up.”
She says 6.
I say “I like my odds” and I go for a make out.
She reciprocates quickly but I can tell she is taken back.
Her friend teases her about it and I continue to have small conversation with them. They were about to leave the club but my night has just begun.
I see Homerun-King waiting around and there are no more sets on this floor so I grab her number and catch up with Homerun-King.
We leave the venue and find a really cool country bar that is like 4 stories tall.
Just for fun I see if I can talk to every single person in the place. I lost Homerun-King for a while as I was out of control running around striking up conversations with anyone I passed. A couple other attendees of the convention got into it too.
The venue had a fun energy but was not packed and besides from a couple busy bartenders, there were no good sets.
We head back to the place we originally were.
I am in a super fun and high energy state.
I catch up with Sinn and see a progressively drunker Doc Holiday following behind. (It’s his 21st birthday, I would expect nothing less.)
We all re-enter the bar. I talk to a couple other guys from the convention.
One tells me that he opened a group of Asians but they did not speak English.
Usually I do not go for Asians but a couple of them were very cute so I figured what the hell.
I go running over and do one of my “state-transfer openers”
It is pretty much just introducing yourself in such a high energy that she can’t help but get captivated in your state.
I get the hottest one to hit buying temp immediately and I pick her up and spin her around.
I pretend I can’t hear anything she is saying so I pull her into a booth. She speaks English fine.
I see Sinn in a booth across from me with his girl. This is the last I saw of him that night but we happened to both experienced an unfortunate “E.R” (Emergency Report: When shit goes wrong at the worst time)
My girl is Japanese. And I know that Japanese girls can be very resistant. I was shocked when I was able to get her to kiss me.
I start setting up logistics for the pull but she tells me she is driving all her friends home.
These logistics suck and I am about to just set up a day 2 in the morning.
Psych comes up to me and I tell him the situation. Turns out he has a place only like 10 mins away (Well more like 35, but we told the girls it was 10)
I was pretty beat and ready to call it a night but he re-inspires me to go for the pull with a little bit of advice that I had told him earlier in the day when we were talking about “Flaking”.
“The best way to prevent flaking is to fuck the girl the day you meet her.”
We get all the girls together and tell them we are going to Psych’s place to play beer pong.
Some of the girls are resistant, but I have learned to accept that with Japanese girls.
I put my hand out and say “HANDS IN!”
I take my girls hand and put hers on top of mine. The other girls join in and Psych caps it off.
We go ONE TWO THREE BREAK! And all walk out of the club.
This is when shit got out of control…
Ratisse and Valentino meet up with us. Psych and I let them come because there are 4 girls, that way we have an even ratio.
Problem is we get to the girls car, and it is a 5 passenger vehicle.
There are 8 of us.
We make all the girls pile in the back of their own car with Ratisse and Valentino.
Psych takes shotgun and for some crazy reason… I am driving.
Now…I have never driven in Orlando and the streets are crazy.
We are driving around trying to find the parking garage that Ratisse has his car in.
We get lost and I am flying down one way streets….in the wrong direction.
Everyone is screaming
And for some god awful reason, no one can figure out how to turn the headlights on.
It is a disaster and I know logistics are going to be harder and harder as time goes on.
Total search time comes to over half an hour.
We find the garage. And the girls just want to go home. We are not going to fight it anymore but I know my girl still wanted to come.
We end up parting ways, she promises to call me in the morning, she apologizes that her friends want to leave.
Once again….
Fucking ERs
(But it’s not big deal ; ))
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That’s a great story, though, even though you didn’t get the f-close.